Questionaire
December 17, 2020

I'm trying to figure out how far over in the paranoid spectrum you are. Please examine the following questions and count one point for each one you believe is true.

1. There are microchips to track your location in the covid-19 vaccine.

2. Dominion voting machines were secretly programmed to skew the vote count in the 2020 election.

3. Hillary Clinton and other Democrats ran a child sex ring out of a pizza parlor.

4. Donald Trump won the election and is heroically fighting against the widespread fraud.

5. The fake global warming conspiracy includes officials from NASA, accredited universities, and the EPA.

6. China created and deliberately released the novel coronavirus in order to damage Trump and the USA.

7. The best way to fight the covid-19 pandemic is for everyone to get sick until we have herd immunity.

8. Trump's best hope to retain power now is the suspend civil liberties by invoking the insurrection act.

9. Thousands of fraudulent ballots were printed in China.

10. Fraudulent mail-in ballots got counted because signature checks were not performed.

Please count up your points and report your total. Thank you!